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[โ€“] lemmy_at_em@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'd flash your big white shiny smile You'd buy expensive shoes

But you'd be the only man on Earth, who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise