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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language. (programming.dev)

submitted 5 months ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 12 points 5 months ago

Granted. The language is that of the Taino. All other languages are no longer comprehensible by humans, and a written language must be created. All written or recorded work created prior to the change cannot be understood by any human.