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[–] Janx@piefed.social 60 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you give a pet a good home, I won't judge you. Me personally, however; I would sooner sleep outside than keep my fuzzy kitty from curling up in the crook of my arm, placing her paws in my hand, and resting her little head on me so she purrs like crazy before we both drift off to sleep...

[–] corvi@lemmy.zip 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It doesn’t matter which side of the door she’s on, she wants it open.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago

we all want what we can't have

[–] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

My cat FINALLY figured out that I don’t want her on my chest to sleep. She jumps up in the middle of the night and nestles into my arm and purrs herself to sleep. It’s so cute. And I’m allergic to her. It’s worth it.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My cat is exactly like that, such a precious little cuddler...

Except that she wants to lick my face constantly. And that is not conducive to getting any kind of sleep. So she gets shut in a different room at night.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

cat is just trying to prevent all the spiders from climbing into your mouth and you lock her out.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those spiders are excellent nutrition!

How am I supposed to get proper gains without my little nighttime protein snacks?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My wife used to wake up tired some mornings and not know why, until I pointed out that the difference was whether her cat was nibbling on her shirt all night.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My cat has a grooming routine that he starts when I go to bed. So my body's signal for sleeping is when everything goes quiet except the subtle sounds of *lick lick lick*.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Even reading this made my blood pressure go up.

I sneezed by just thinking of that :(