My wife wanted to get a golddoodle dog. Supposedly those are so friendly that it would go tell the robbers where you put your money and your favorite drinks.
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My Bouledogue Français would do the same and go with the robbers to live in their home!
Actually experts recommend keeping it closed in the event of a fire lol
Journalists mean "capitalists" and "rich people" when they say "experts". Journalists are just "writing what they're told to", which makes them complicit.
Why the fuck would rich people care about this? This place is fucking ridiculous sometimes.
Those experts are clearly not fire fighters. A closed bedroom door can be the difference between having time to escape and having time to be flash fried.
I'm not convinced. So I asked my own independent panel of experts, and they all agreed. The panel:
Two of my experts, pictured here, also agree.
So far I've only seen experts making the same claim and no counter arguments, so therefore I will mark this as true until proven otherwise.
To be fair, the one on the left is deaf so he did not hear anything when asked and simply agreed.
This has to become a meme template
Hahaha you really know my cats, don't you! They are trash cans. They eat everything. They come home with neighbor's trash. When I bake a bread and leave it to cool down, I find it half eaten while I smell their diarea. They always act like I never feed them. Spoiled brats. And they were born in captivity, with parent born in captivity. So it's not like they learned to survive on the streets. They have zero survival instinct.
Also, the text with the dark 3-color is on point. She's the biggest attention whore, drama queen and diva. She eats the fastest and then tries to steal the food from her sisters. She managed to break in into the room with full bags of food by grabbing the door handle and then she managed to dig open the really thick food bags. She then started to growl to keep her sisters away from her loot, because 8kg of kibbles is not enough to share, everyone knows that.
Also, I like you name :)
On the internet nobody knows you're a feline.
Furry creature types with ease
Paws playing music with keys
Telling their feeders what2 do
Are they predators or is it true
If you die the beast will eat yu
Barfing up sum vry nasty goo
Barbed penis and many fleas
But I wanna pet them, please
thank you
I'm just being me as I understand God wants me to be. What am I doing? I don't fukken know, dude. But thank you for the thanks.
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I have a CO² sensor. When I sleep with the door shut, the CO² climbs up to and levels out at >1800 ppm.
I have a noticable headache the following day when I do this. I've tested it for nine days and now I've got a doorstop which prevents me from closing the door completely by accident or with drafts
Wow, it's 432 ppm in the air. That is a lot. You should get some house plants.
You have poor ventilation in that room. Should look to making a vent
Brew vats of algae in your room. Creates a ton of oxygen and is really easy to care for.
That's the most engineer ass answer I've ever seen.
High Co2? Algae can solve that. How much... Well a vat should do, better make it two just in case.
"Why yes, I do keep vats of algae in my bedroom why do you ask?"
It's my emotional support vat of algae. I keep it in my bed.
There was a video from a guy that tested that. It didn't go as well as he hoped.
If I am remembering the same video, he had like 4 five gallon containers. You can hardly call that a vat...
Replace your bed with a water bed, fill it with algae. Problem solved.
And you're just going to trust us to find the video ourselves?
It may be this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbyUaLN2QA
This one is part one: https://youtu.be/xWRkzvcb9FQ
Edit: I think I got the wrong one first. New link should be the one, but keeping the old one as it's the same topic.
Edit2: Just saw they are actually two parts that link together.
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Get a Snake plant. They create a lot of Oxygen and easy to take care of.
You would need hundreds of houseplants to offset a single human's CO2/provide enough O2.
I'm not anti house plants, they have benefits, but a single plant will not make a meaningful oxygen difference.
Mine goes up to 2850 or so, even when I air out the room in the evening down to 430 or so.
But luckily no headache for me. I can't handle having the door open, I'm the last flatmate to get up in the morning.
That…. Should be looked at because that’s not right.
Well there is no forced air. There isn't really any variables to have anyone look at. Short of sawing a hole in a wall, door or window.
- 400 ppm CO₂ in air would be about 0.72 g / m³
- 3000 ppm CO₂ in air would be about 5.40 g / m³
The room is about 20 m³ in volume. So in total that's 14.4 g to 108 g in a night. Ignoring any that diffuses under the door into the hallway, this would imply I breathe out 93.6 g of CO₂ in 8 h at rest.
A common number I see online for adult humans is 1kg per day. Makes sense that a significantly higher than proportional part of that is during waking hours, so I expect quit a bit less than 300g at night. Seems pretty plausible to me all-in-all.
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I’d love to let my cat sleep in my room. He just won’t be reasonable about it and let me sleep. So the door stays shut.
We keep our doors open because we have young kids. My cat knows this and abuses it. And by the time my kids are old enough to start shutting their doors, Bruce Willis probably will be at the end of his rope, and I'll wish he was still around to abuse it.
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If you give a pet a good home, I won't judge you. Me personally, however; I would sooner sleep outside than keep my fuzzy kitty from curling up in the crook of my arm, placing her paws in my hand, and resting her little head on me so she purrs like crazy before we both drift off to sleep...
It doesn’t matter which side of the door she’s on, she wants it open.
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Who are the experts? Arsonists? Doors safe lives.
Somehow you're the only one mentioning this and yes I've only ever heard sleep with door closed to buy time in a fire.
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is this about airflow? that really is valid, people don't get enough fresh air inside imo.
about the cats, yeah, they definitely deserve a spot next to you.
edit: i checked and yes it's about co2 buildup. keep the air moving, open that door.
It's a fire prevention thing to keep doors closed, if a fire breaks out when you're asleep it really can make the difference in you surviving it. But, the cats aren't going to let me do that, so we all go down together.
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