This is just translated to today's standard English. Future English obviously will become a tonal language, where all expression is based on different intonations of the word "skibidi".
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Okay, someone explain this one to me, thx
"Ich verzichte gerne auf meine Gehaltserhöhung, wenn es den einfachen Leuten dadurch schlechter geht."
Spahn. Leck. Eier.
Er ist halt ein astreines Arschloch. So einer verzichtet nicht einfach auf etwas ohne Gegenleistung.
I'm starting to think the chicken comparison doesn't do justice to the emptiness of Trump's threats. If he ever had to fight a chicken, the chicken would win.

Kudos to granny for being so positive about it and acknowledging that the cops have to follow up on the calls they receive, but if some anonymous tipster can bring down a SWAT team on some grandma's house without any kind of check being triggered, that might indicate that there are some problems about how these issues are being handled. Other people may get out of this with much worse than a funny story to tell when two dozen cops decide to visit their house at night.
That's real good value for a piano.
Brexit was so bad, Farage had to change the name of his moronic fucking party.
Me too. Without conditioner, my hair is a floofy mess and too coarse and tangled to even brush properly.
I like trams, too, but based on the local political discussions that I've seen so far, one of the main challenges in building a tram network is the high costs for rails, overhead wires, etc., so guided busses are a good option for many (especially smaller) cities. I'm no expert, though, so I may be wrong, and I don't know how these options would scale.
Nice, I got one of these too! Using it mainly for 2FA at my workplace, and it works really well. Easy to set up, even for a security noob like me.
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