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I’ll Take This Costco Sample, but Only So I Can Make an Informed Purchasing Decision (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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“I hardly ever do this. I have not, nor would I ever, wander this cavernous warehouse in search of free handouts. No, my breath stinks of chicken pot sticker...

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Ew I hate the samples. Never ask me to try your sample you fucking twit