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I’ll Take This Costco Sample, but Only So I Can Make an Informed Purchasing Decision (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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“I hardly ever do this. I have not, nor would I ever, wander this cavernous warehouse in search of free handouts. No, my breath stinks of chicken pot sticker...

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 month ago

*nom nom nom*

"I'm stilling thinking about it..." (Grabs another.)

*nom nom nom*

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Ew I hate the samples. Never ask me to try your sample you fucking twit