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[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

His Lordship walks into my office cracking up "Hey Sammy's sucking his own cock" I go in and, lo, it does indeed look like that. I giggle with infantile delight. Then I move forward to kiss the top of his tiny peanut head like the inveterate cat lover I am and as I get close and he leans back I see that Sammy is in fact, fully erect and yes, he was sucking his own cock.

....pervert.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love your one brain cell ginger kittens!

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh this little bastard has all the braincells. The most dangerous ginger.

Mostly they're like brendan frasier characters. Not stupid, but very very himbo.

Sammy is Charles Dance