this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bruh... this is a shitposting sub

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 12 hours ago

The revolution will not be posted to the greentext community

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 21 hours ago

Dawg my whole ass comment was just for that last line tbh I was tired as shit but still giggled writing it

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago

RamenJunkie used Schrodinger's Asshole!

It wasn't very effective...