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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

Least racist /b/tard.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You know, often in these green text posts I have a takeaway that at least attempts sympathy toward the anon.

Fuckin nope, not here.

I would say its so hilariously pathetic that its a bit, but I've met people that are unironically like this.

Anon, you only exist because Sherman didn't finish the job.

He should have.

Here, a song for you before you meet your God:

In the beauty of the lilies Christ was born across the sea,

With a glory in His bosom that transfigures you and me;

As He died to make men holy, let us die to make men free,

while God is marching on.

Oh, imagine a world where that describes current day 'Republican Jesus'.

My idea of a 'white man's burden' is that its our job to rid the planet of all these melanin deprived slavers and 'ante bellum nostalgics'.

Its really the least we could do, at this point.


EDIT:

... you know who I can trace my lineage back to?

Father's father's father's... etc, was a goddamn miscreant, some kind of petty criminal that got shipped out of I think somewhere in or near Wales, to Vrigina, in the 1720s.

His sons fought in the Revolutionary War, some died in it, some didn't.

One of those sons had his own sons... one of them... a Reverend.

A Reverend that moved out of Vrigina, out to Kansas in the 1850s.

Where he founded an anti-slavery Baptist church.

Around which, he helped to build a small town.

A small town where an escaped slave from Missouri was able to purchase his own land, work his own land, and from the proceeds of it, buy the official freedom of himself and his family, before the Emancipation Proclamation and/or 13th Amendment would make that last step unnecessary.

Now I can't say with 100% complete certainty that this Reverend ancestor of mine ever met John Brown... but uh, given a fairly small number of anti-slavery Reverends running around this particular part of Kansas, in the exact same time frame as John Brown... and that they were both part of the general Free-State movement...

... seems more likely than not.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Oh wait till you hear about my family.

My family was French Aristocracy that faked their deaths and moved to America to avoid the French Revolution

Then they owned slaves, but the deeds to their plantations and land and shit were burned in a slave revolt and they lost it all.

Then they helped found the Klan and became poor white trash.....

We could have been rich and not lived in America. But no we had to become poor AND racist.

[–] Brosplosion@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago

Don't think they weren't racist before moving....

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 11 hours ago

Any wealth inheritance has been divided amongst an unknown number of heirs for the last, what 5 generations? 7? That shit's long gone.

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 18 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

I hear that. My grandfather was descended of German nobility. Nothing major, but he was the son of a prince. To be clear: a complete nobody even when German nobility was still a thing pre-WW1. After the war, they pretty much abolished all that in a revolution.

But basically, if I go back four generations, we owned a ‘castle’ somewhere. Meanwhile, I’m solidly in the peasant class.

[–] Baggie@lemmy.zip 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Good news, I hear you can probably get a castle for fairly cheap. Only problem is you have to maintain it.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

From whom? Was it a little gnome peeking out from behind a mushroom?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Quite a few countries, Italy for example, will either sell you a castle for dirt cheap or just give it to you, as long as you promise to restore and maintain it.

Which is, to be clear, an absolute pain in the ass, since those castles have very strict restrictions about how to repair and upgrade them, materials and even companies you’re allowed to use, etc. Not to mention they’re a bitch to heat in the winter.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

The cheapest castle in Italy I can see from a cursory glance is 1.3 million euros. You must be on that good gnome shit.

Edit: that's an outside area of 732m² and an internal of 184m². It's a literal tower on a tiny plot for 1.3 million dollars. Nothing about that seems remotely close to cheap.

It costs as much as normal house closer to the city. This makes it cheaper than one would expect for a giant historically important castle. If those were built today by modern standards they would cost much more.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Anon sounds entitled AF. Has he tried not relying on nepotism for getting ahead?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Yeah...

I was robbed of my white privilege

Uhh, I'm pretty sure you're still white. Sounds like you don't know what white privilege actually means.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Is probably one of those who screams DEI = Didn't Earn It...but is also pisses he wasnt born into advantages

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Has he tried pulling himself by the bootstraps?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Probably. Perhaps he's realized that nepotism is a successful methodology for getting ahead in life. But maybe he should have tried being born into a more wealthy family, instead of blaming others.

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I am inclined to believe that he didn't choose to be born to this specific family.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

No, poor people are poor because they did something to deserve it

  • Average conservative
[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

You may have valid justifications for your inclination in this regard

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Well, I'm related to Steve Kerr and apparently Robert S. Kerr helped expand Social Security.. so I guess the Kerr's are ok people? Idk man, I haven't seen shit from Steve Kerr lol.

Edit: I guess a Joseph Kerr died in the Alamo which... idk if that's a point for or against the name.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 69 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

AFAIK, in 1860 about 20% of families in the slave states owned slaves. Lots of those were probably relatively poor farmers - slaves or no, small farmers in the 19th century weren't that wealthy. Also, since when does the Christian god condemn entire family lines? Is slavery even forbidden by the bible?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Punishing descendants is absolutely a part of the bible. Women experiencing pain during childbirth is supposedly a punishment for Eve eating the forbidden fruit.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah, she really shouldn't have listen to the snake. Women could have been giving birth like a giraffe: Just standing there, muching on a snack while the baby just falls out.

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[–] kek_kecske_31@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

In the Jewish part of Bible there are passages about kinda inheriting sin as something you need to do something about (e.g. Cain and his lineage). But even there its not straightforward inheritance. With the New Testament in mind the post is even more bogus.

[–] GrumpyBike1020@monero.town 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Sir, this is greentext. It’s supposed to be bogus, that’s the joke

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[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

With the New Testament in mind the post is even more bogus.

Not one jot or tiddle of the old law will be gotten rid of until Jesus comes back during end times. So said Jesus. Green text is on point.

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[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

who said anon is a Christian?

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Anon lost everything in the mameluk uprising

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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

Be family

Need Slaves

No money

Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing

Get slaves

I don't think you have to be rich to own slaves.

Edit: Some of ya'll don't understand what shitposting is.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

If you’re talking about the US, you are incredibly misinformed. Selling slaves for money was an insanely lucrative business. It’s not called “The Transatlantic Slave Here You Can Just Have Some”

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[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You do have to feed, keep them healthy, clothe and shelter them along with you and your family - plus they did cost money to buy, they don't spontaneously appear. You'd need a modicum of wealth to afford and keep one. Not much, but some.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 17 hours ago

slaves were a one time purchase, workers were subscriptions

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you actually shitposting if you don't get downvoted?

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