Seleni

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[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

One day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald I was walking along the bank of a stream when I saw a mother otter with her cubs. A very endearing sight, I'm sure you'll agree, and even as I watched, the mother otter dived into the water and came up with a plump salmon, which she subdued and dragged onto a half submerged log. As she ate it, while of course it was still alive, the body split and I remember to this day the sweet pinkness of its roes as they spilled out, much to the delight of the baby otters, who scrambled over themselves to feed on the delicacy. One of nature's wonders, gentlemen. Mother and children dining upon mother and children. And that is when I first learned about evil. It is built into the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If there is any kind of supreme being, I told myself, it is up to all of us to become his moral superior.

-Sir Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

They’re just sealioning, because they think it makes them look smart. Nazis are all morons, so they naturally gravitate towards stupid actions.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Of course they don’t mean women pull out a calculator, a notebook, and start doing calculations, anymore than when a person throws a ball at a target they pull out some graph paper and start calculating parabolic arcs and all that shit. They’re saying we do it instinctively, and if we’re good at doing it instinctively then we can do it intellectually.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (7 children)

Quite a few countries, Italy for example, will either sell you a castle for dirt cheap or just give it to you, as long as you promise to restore and maintain it.

Which is, to be clear, an absolute pain in the ass, since those castles have very strict restrictions about how to repair and upgrade them, materials and even companies you’re allowed to use, etc. Not to mention they’re a bitch to heat in the winter.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

If I call myself a giant, I don’t suddenly and magically grow to be 30’ tall. What people call themselves means nothing.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

May as well asked who the slave owners sold to since so many in the South were enslaved.

The answer is the same. They sell to each other. We don’t get a cut. They dream of the day they actually get to have slaves again. Most of them don’t see us as people; they see us as things that siphon off money that needs to be in their pockets. Money we don’t deserve because we’re not rich.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Probably either aiming for deep pockets that they think would be willing to pay them to dismiss the suit, or someone behind the scenes trying to target those companies with bad press.

It’s hard to tell with Microsoft since they’re always out shooting themselves in the foot publicly, but I’ve noticed an interesting recent uptick in articles trying to paint Valve and Steam in a negative light.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Unless you’re a part of .ml, apparently. They auto-censor that stuff for some reason.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Seems like they were being chased by the driver’s ex-girlfriend. The woman in the car was calling a friend because she was scared about it, then….

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No, it’s called ‘being a fucking moron’.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe they thought it was another case of AI being code for ‘An Indian’? Goodness knows enough ‘AI’ companies have tried pulling that shit…

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago

Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.

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