Mild Curses

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A community for discussing mild curses, the kind that won’t ruin your life, but will definitely make it a lot more inconvenient.

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Mild Curse: Every time you crescendo while making love, you yell "Hey, Macarena!" (startrek.website)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Nothing perforated ever rips properly for you (lemmy.ca)
submitted 2 months ago by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Toilet paper, paper towels, cardboard boxes, cheques, they're all a hot mess.

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Mild Curse: Every time you go to watch a movie in the theatre, the trailer for the same movie plays right before the screening (piefed.social)
submitted 3 months ago by humiddragonslayer@piefed.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Totally not inspired by the time this happened to me with Sinners

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Mild Curse: Whenever you trim your nails, they instantly grow to the point that it's annoying, but not enough that it's worth trimming again immediately (fedia.io)
submitted 3 months ago by humiddragonslayer@fedia.io to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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💅

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Mild Curse: Randomly, some things you set on flat surfaces fall off as if they aren't level even when they are (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Zachariah@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Every sixth piece of gum you chew has no flavour. The one immediately after has too much flavour. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Every time you need to go on a toilet someone else is just finishing so you have to wait (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by Little8Lost@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Everytime you pick your nose someone notices, and you notice they notice (self.mildcurses)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by wesker to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: anytime you need to end a call you do the "No, you hang up first" thing. (pawb.social)
submitted 4 months ago by callyral@pawb.social to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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You'll always be the one who was to hang up, and you will feel bad about it, and this situation will happen regardless of what the call is, unless it's automated.

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Mild Curse: Once a day you forget how to swallow for a minute when you attempt to eat or drink. (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 months ago by Albbi@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Ugh, what muscles do I use to get this stuff down my throat again?

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Mild curse: every time you start a meal, you compulsively say, "Let's go to Flavortown" (lemmy.ca)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Everytime you pay with cash, your the change from the cashier is an huge amount of low valued coins. (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 4 months ago by jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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It is so hard to spend that kind of change.

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Mild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Examples: ATMs, private bathrooms, the office refrigerator, and anything else you might wait in line to use or for which to receive service.

The person takes the normal amount of time, and then you go next.

Edit: spellimg

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Mild Curse: Every time you get into an empty elevator the smell of diarrhea emits from the walls. The smell stays until five minutes after you leave. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by andrewta@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Autocorrected text can't be adjusted (lemmy.ca)
submitted 5 months ago by panda_abyss@lemmy.ca to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Every time you shake hands with someone, their palms are slightly sticky. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild curse: Your underwear is always slightly twisted to one side, just enough that you can feel it out of place. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Anytime I beatbox badly, you hear it no matter where you are. (feddit.nl)
submitted 5 months ago by DavidGarcia@feddit.nl to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Minor curse of melancholy (extended) (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Electric_Druid@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your immune system's ciculatory function is passive. You'll have to walk frequently to maintain your health. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Your saliva is mildly acidic and will corrode your teeth if you do nothing to prevent it. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Once you reach a certain age, you will become slightly weaker every day, kind of like Benjamin Button but in reverse. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Smiling makes you feel ugly and uncomfortable (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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Mild Curse: Water has a very strong taste (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by glimse@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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It does not taste good

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Mild Curse: You are burdened with the perception of your supply chain footprint. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/mildcurses@piefed.social
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You feel every discomfort of every sentient being that was directly and specifically necessary for the goods and services you use.

For example, if you bite into an apple, you can feel the hot air and sweat while you're picking it. You feel the pain in your back while you're driving it cross-country to a distribution center. Your feet ache in the last hour of scanning groceries at the store (where applicable. It's crazy some cashiers have to stand).

I've skipped a lot of steps, but you get the idea.

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