Mild Curses

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Mild curse: Every time you shake hands with someone, their palms are slightly sticky. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/mildcurses@piefed.social

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[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Feels like it'd somehow be worse if every time I shook hands with someone, my hands would be slightly sticky. Do I explain to them before shaking hands that there's a curse that makes my hands feel sticky so nevermind the ick, and leave them thinking I'm a complete lunatic (a fucking curse? Really?), or just shake hands and leave them thinking I'm some sort of unwashed barbarian?

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 5 months ago

"I... um... only do fistbumps since covid"

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The latter. Eventually someone will wink at you suggestively. It's your move from there.