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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

"If they've mastered big-ass triangles, than surely they've achieved world peace and conquered scarcity. Ah well, I guess there's nothing else for us to teach them"

warps away

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish i had the picture, but thise alens should have seen m'y 15 yo son, sands sculpture. It was a 3 foot.long sphinx with big fat butt and a dark mud poop. Hé dubbed it thé sphinxcter. Humain genius at work.

[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

I too wish you had a picture of these to gaze upon the glory the is Sphinxcter

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Aliens see the pyramids and have the same conclusion as idiot conspiracy theorists that they were built by a 3rd alien species.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That would actually make for a great sci-fi premise! Can I steal it?

"No way these monkeys built this!"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but I get 3% of the profits for coming up with the idea. 😌

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

As you should... but I probably won't write a thing! Don't put that down payment on your dream house just yet!

[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You think humans are the hybrid of them aliens and the cat dude? You like aliens fucking cats bro? That's all of ancient Egypt ib a nutshell. Don't do crack cocaine kids, cuz then you end up like me, Alex Jones, Bill Hicks impersonator extraordinare!

Romaine wasn't grown in a day

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is my new favorite pyramids conspiracy theory: aliens arrived just after the pyramids were built.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe they travel around the universe just to document different big ass triangles. The pyramids are the reason they came. If we built a more impressive big ass triangle they might come back.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

They still come but we never see them because they all keep going to the Bermuda Triangle.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, the Luxor wasn’t enough? We even made it glow!

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago

It would be enough but that's staying in Vegas. They haven't heard of it.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like that they speak from their eyes

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

Third eye, probably trying to draw telepathy

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I will say it's ancient equivalent of "comissioning your grave into being made a modernist art display."

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 day ago

They should come back in a few thousand years for Fur Affinity. Then they can see some wild body plans.

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's weird that that alien has a hole in his neck in that one panel