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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

There's more sexy characters in the games I won't like the gameplay of than the games I usually like to play. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Shit, a lot of games I play don't even have people in them. Am I supposed to just goon to rule 34 of machinery?

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There are machines you can goon to:

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Where is this dude from, anyway? See him in memes all the time; haven't seen or played whatever he's from.

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ultrakill, a very stylish boomer shooter. I'd recomend it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

It’s so good. Fun, over the top dialogue, a decently implemented story that drives you through the masses of bodies, and the mechanics make you feel like the murder god your character is. And the perfect soundtrack to keep you alive. 0 regrets playing it.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

holy shit is that the clanker mist