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[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, did you not see the Teams notifications? Most of the engineers have been reassigned for the remainder of the project.

The product owner has says it’s on the screen so it’s front ends responsibility.

Let’s have an in person meeting on Friday about reallocating part of your personal training budget to get you on a course. Face-to-face would be better, don’t you think?

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[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

Found the European