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Like that old joke where superwoman is naked and hot and superman comes and fucks her and somehow it ends with "poor invisible man".
So the Snyder version of Superman is flying along one day, and see sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked on a roof. And he thinks,
"Ah, what the hell... What Diana doesn't know can't hurt her."
So he flies down at super speed, and in the blink of an eye, has himself a little fuck and flies away.
Back at normal speed, Wonder Woman looks around in confusion and asks,
"Baby, are you okay?"
"I... I don't know..."
, replies the Invisible Man.
"What was that?"
"I don't know but my ass is on fire!"
Flash! Aaagh Aaagh.... oh, wait, wrong hero.
Joke has been around longer than the snyder version, but the better punch line is "then the invisible man grabs his ass and yells " what the fuck was that!? " "
Yeah saying "the snyder version" it's just weird. Why would that be part of the joke?
Well all the well-written versions of Superman wouldn't do a rape. But I think the Snyder version might.
Weird take but find any way to hate on Snyder I guess
No no, they have a point. Snyder said that the problem with Nolan's Batman is that he doesn't get raped in prison.
Yeah I get that. Snyder is a weirdo for sure, I guess to me the Snyder version of Superman already exists, and he’s not like that. Maybe in a different universe where Snyder had full control of it.
The aristocrats
Nailed it.