fartographer

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Who's Jason and does he know you took his file? While he was out grabbing some java no less!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I'm still dead. Fucking fucked up my email address and fucked myself out of my own fucking username.

Fuck.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

The third half

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Freedom costs a buck oh five

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Fuuuuuck... I don't know how things work there, but in this part of ~~these~~Texas, you can call the city and they'll do a survey to find out if a sidewalk could be installed. If that doesn't work, you can write to your city council.

I hope this gets remedied for you.

Edit: Corrected insanely stupid typo. Don't drowsy browsy the internet, kids.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I hope that when the mother died, that all of her hardships and burdens sloughed away, and that she knows that her loved ones are safe so that she can rest in peace.

Then, I hope that all of that negative shit condenses itself into the world's most pristine Lego that haunts whoever came up with that tone and headline. When those who are responsible wear shoes, I hope that ghost Lego becomes a puddle.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a diversity hire. Everyone else in my department has degrees and the others on my team are geniuses in their fields. I'm just some dumb fuckhead who's always excited to learn something new and I'm passionate about supporting public education.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Turns out the future we were promised is more of a genetic opera with three seashells, and less of a Gun Kata multipass. We always knew there'd be some Idiocracy mixed in there, but that's apparently the main ingredient in this shit-pie we're cooking up.

If we can even manage to make it to the level of society in Wall-E, I'd consider it a success at this point. At least they seemed to be more concerned with comfort and contentment than killing each other.