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This feel oddly real and heterosexual, I don't like it
A wolf is a massive animal, usually not white, usually in packs, and usually skittish or downright aggressive. It's fake. But cool story.
Alaskan Tundra wolves (wander down into Yukon sometimes) are white. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaskan_tundra_wolf
Even the Interior Alaskan(native to Yukon) wolf ranges in color from black and White. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf
Still 3 out of 4.
What?
If you mean 3 out of 4 facts: "Individual weights can vary from 32 kilograms (71 lb) to 60 kilograms (130 lb)." Which is well within the range of a large dog.
"A wolf that has left its pack may travel up to 500 km (310.7 mi) to breed." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interior_Alaskan_wolf
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's fake (and gay)
Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn't 'pat its back' with his hand.