Greentext

8343 readers

1427 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

534

Anon pets a dog (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

39 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's fake (and gay)

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn't 'pat its back' with his hand.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

The spaniel dry humped him and the pop tart was off brand. And the teacher didn't scream but just laughed