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[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 54 points 2 days ago (9 children)

before watching marley and me: "hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let's watch it"

after: "FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT"

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of when my Dad had me watch Old Yeller with him. We literally had a dog named Yeller that looked nearly identical and was the dad of my puppy. Needless to say I was a very traumatized 4 year old after watching it.

[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

lol i know that story and i'm not even clicking that link

the futurama take on that one wrecks me too

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago
[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? Because it makes you sad? Isnt evoking strong emotions a quality of a good movie?

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

that's true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there's enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.

That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.

Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I'm just as depressive as that lot.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a slav myself, you basically already fullfill the requirements of being one, in case you want that is, it's optional of course

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, I'll stick with kinship. The vaguely depressive Redneck field is more than enough already, don't want to accidentally find out it's a stacking effect.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

That's valid, it's a choice I would make as well :) (it is btw)

[–] Squatcher@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Its good but also so sad

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just read the plot and, wow…..

Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

[–] Z745812939054@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dude, reading the plot doesn't convey the depression this movie gives rise to.

Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.

no. "stop the movie before" nothing.

don't start the movie

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Well this reminded me of some trauma I forgot I had buried