Clickhole is basically the onion for clickbait, so no this is not real. But it is funny.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
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It's the unprompted that gets me.
Promp means fart in my language so I read it as unfarted... Anyways
It's tough having naturally cold hands
"Doctor, can you please unfart me a little?"
The next Naughty Dog franchise?
before watching marley and me: "hey this looks like a good wholesome funny dog movie, let's watch it"
after: "FUCK THIS MOVIE AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IN IT"
This reminds me of when my Dad had me watch Old Yeller with him. We literally had a dog named Yeller that looked nearly identical and was the dad of my puppy. Needless to say I was a very traumatized 4 year old after watching it.
Why? Because it makes you sad? Isnt evoking strong emotions a quality of a good movie?
that's true, i guess it should be called a good movie. but still fuck that movie. there's enough depressing shit going on in real life, i watch movies to escape, not feel even worse
There are certain movies that you watch once and you never watch again.
That is one of them. I refuse to ever watch the movie again.
Just like I will never watch the Jurassic Bark episode of Futurama ever again.
How about this dog movie.
lol i know that story and i'm not even clicking that link
the futurama take on that one wrecks me too
I had the exact same reaction after reading Where the Red Ferns Grow, I read that right after Of Mice and Men. No wonder I like Slavic media I'm just as depressive as that lot.
As a slav myself, you basically already fullfill the requirements of being one, in case you want that is, it's optional of course
Nah, I'll stick with kinship. The vaguely depressive Redneck field is more than enough already, don't want to accidentally find out it's a stacking effect.
That's valid, it's a choice I would make as well :) (it is btw)
Its good but also so sad
I just read the plot and, wow…..
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
dude, reading the plot doesn't convey the depression this movie gives rise to.
Stop the movie before they go back north and I think I’d be ok.
no. "stop the movie before" nothing.
don't start the movie
Noted.
I had to read the book during summer vacation, I was in shambles thinking about it all the time for the rest of the summer
I had to put my dog to sleep shortly before watching this movie. I cried my eyes out.
Well this reminded me of some trauma I forgot I had buried
I read the union of clickbait lol.
Favorite fake quote.
You just triggered my Marley PTSD again. Bastard.
Uh, just do the finger gun trick on my buddy Joey’s dog, dipshit
In a world where CGI can make a full-length live action Lion King movie, he’d rather choose dog murder?
"If your production doesn't result in at least a few dead dogs, can you really say you even produced anything?" - Owen Wilson