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Man obsessed with living forever spends 25% of his life trying to stop his aging. I've got a great way to extend your effective lifespan by 25%, you bloodsucking freak, and it's not by selling your supplements

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Comically stupid Looney Toons death would be funny, but have you considered how funny it would be if doctors learned ten years from now that injecting yourself with the blood of the young causes some kind of horrible blood disease and he dies from that?

[–] da_gay_pussy_eatah@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Well at least he would have given his life to further our scientific understanding of how to live longer (i.e. if you want to live longer, whatever you do, don't fucking do that)

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It probably leads to a much faster build up of heavy metals in the bloodstream, and there's a whole host of issues that comes with that.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

he's rich he could be chelating it before doping with it