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Just walk into the office and ask for a job (europe.pub)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would dating the boss's competition girlfriend's daughter count as networking?

Can I substitute a resumé with insider intel?

What makes me a good candidate to be a Walmart cashier? The same as everybody else... Union Bank in the Seychelles just now has the highest private divestor savings rates.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would dating the boss's competition girlfriend's daughter count as networking?

Maybe. I'm not sure most bosses have a competition girlfriend, though.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

The standard English term is "mistress."