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Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues (futurism.com)

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[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 108 points 12 hours ago (7 children)

In his memo, Zuckerberg predicted that even more difficult days could be ahead for the company, despite vowing to hold off on any future layoffs for the rest of the year.

“Given the complexity of these changes, we’ve made mistakes and will almost certainly make more,” he admitted.

"I will certainly make more mistakes that you will have to pay for, but I can promise you you will probably not be laid off for at least six months."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 24 minutes ago

he means he will likely force layoffs on the already "skeleton crewed" staff in the future anyways.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 hours ago

I can also promise you that at the end of this, I will have a yacht and bunker, and you will probably have impostor syndrome.

Fair deal eh?

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 30 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

„Many of you will be laid off but that’s a sacrifice I‘m willing to make“

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 26 minutes ago

Zuck Brannigan

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I knew that someone will comment that 😂😂😂

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It's because when you write assholes well, assholes can't help but deliver.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 22 points 8 hours ago

“I’m going to make a bunch of mistakes that will cost the company a lot of money and will cost many of you your jobs. But fret not, because I will experience zero consequences for this and will continue to deserve millions for being so smart and taking on all the risk.”

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 51 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

He's just announcing the next wave of layoffs for the Christmas holidays.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Do you honestly believe he is going to stick to the moratorium?

Id sooner believe he tasks AI-zuckerberg to lay them off.

technically I didn't lay anyone off.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 16 points 10 hours ago

even more difficult days could be ahead

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 hours ago

Now that's a evil boss thing to say.