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[โ€“] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure some of them are but they're an entire subfamily with dozens of genus and hundreds of species. Considering some are seemingly more common than rats, the chance he plucked an endangered one out of the air and punched it is really low.

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Good guess, but wide of the mark. While few species are on the red list, literally all wild birds in the UK are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981.

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They wanna live they better snatch someone elses chip mate

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They can have mine, I could stand to skip a few

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago

They can't. They ded.

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