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[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good guess, but wide of the mark. While few species are on the red list, literally all wild birds in the UK are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981.

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They wanna live they better snatch someone elses chip mate

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They can have mine, I could stand to skip a few

[โ€“] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

They can't. They ded.

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