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just wasn' 'avin it, simple as (feddit.uk)

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think so. It's my food and if a seagull comes in to steal it it's getting smacked away. It is the way of life. You think a different animal would let a seagull steal its food? I doubt it. And my benevolence only stretches so far.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

The situation isn't that a gull is trying to take your stuff, it is that they already have and the person is seeking revenge.

[–] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's 'smacked away' and then there is 'repeatedly punched so hard that it's chest cavity caves in' though.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you not read my original comment? I am against reducing the seagull to a pulp.

[–] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yes, I was just pointing out that the dude in the article didn't just 'smack away' the seagul, so we agree.

I'm thinking I worded my reply badly, making it sound like a counterpoint when it wasn't.