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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

We are all Man on this blessed day.

I'll keep my growing box of crap I'll never use forever and ever... ya never know, I might need that old DB9 cable for something...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Literally needed a DB9 cable the other month, I had actually moved it from my standard cable bins to the vintage cable box that I was going to drop off at the e-waste facility. This was the second cable I've had to rescue from that box. I am now just keeping that box.