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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year (newsthump.com)
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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Do not lose hope brethren, and stay the course! I had critical need of a random audio cable I’d had for over 10 years just a few months ago. It is worth it! Your times will come! Keep the faith!