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According to Reddit, he doesn't even wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vmware/comments/1b2awqx/broadcom_ceo_pay_award_jumps_164_to_1608_million/

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[–] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I worked in sales at VMware before and during the switch over.

We were told they didn't care how we did it, but we needed to get over 300% more from out customers. And when someone on a call asked how we could do that without driving away customers, we got an evil Bond villain laugh and the question, "What are they going to do, switch to someone else?"

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 21 points 1 day ago

Narrator: And they did.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Benevolently Laughing as I install proxmox

[–] mojo_raisin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Eye twitching as I send JSON to the host QMP socket and launch my QEMU VMs.