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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon loves marvel movies (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there's less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surely the best time to pee is during the credits....

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

Not if you can't make it that long. And having to leave during the big climax is the worst.