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Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida (theonion.com)
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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we..

(sobs)

(mother consoles dad)

I found a brochure for Tampa!

(mother cries out "whhhyyy")

Tampa?? son, are you a gay?

[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville