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[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Dear god video games have gone too far this time. I was ok with kids spending countless hours at the screen, gratuitous sex and violence and all the cursing. But making kids want to move to Florida CAN NOT BE TOLERATED!!!!

[–] Sunshine@piefed.ca 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Look at these leftist parents wanting to protect their trans kids.

[–] themoken@startrek.website 1 points 3 hours ago

Never in a million years would I let my kid transition... to being a Floridian.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Son, come here. your mother and I want to talk to you. we were cleaning your room and we..

(sobs)

(mother consoles dad)

I found a brochure for Tampa!

(mother cries out "whhhyyy")

Tampa?? son, are you a gay?

[–] Darthcapi@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Tampa is the gateway man. Next it’ll be Miami then full blown Jacksonville