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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 121 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I am, of course, disgusted with this choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

The obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce get married during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name, killing everyone watching over the age of 65.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 70 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Travis takes the name Swift. Conservative men melt down so badly that one of them goes out and blows Erika Kirk's head off.

[–] Default_Defect@anarchist.nexus 23 points 4 months ago

Then we'd get "he followed Taylor Swift news, so he must have been a trans leftist!!"

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

Taylor, make this happen

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

This would be divineeee.

[–] Masamune@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am, of course, disgusted with your proposed choice of Super Bowl halftime performer.

The even more obvious choice was to have Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce enter a civil union during the Super Bowl halftime, during which Taylor will not take the Kelce name while also announcing she is 4 months pregnant and the unborn child should be referred to as "they/them", killing nearly 40% of all viewers.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Evil doctors could use evil medbeds to change the baby's gender in utero

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can we figure out what to make Bad Bunny do to inflict total boomercide?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

With a Palestinian flag.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I would have been delighted if this happened. Like, cackling with joy!