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Go through all the male lineage and then show up at the family reunion as everyone's guest.
Wait need to know if OP is a male, female, or intergenerational demon bent on enriching the family but keeping all who would love them at bay through a terrible curse
Good catch. They might live in a candle too
For fuck sake, woman! Just stay with Jean Luc!
I just watched the episode where Picard got doppelgangered and put the moves on Blazin' Bev. Dammit JLP pick a lane!
Even if he picks a lane, some space probed flute harlot will just catch his eye anyway.
AND THE NEXT EPISODE HE GETS SEDUCED BY VASH WHAT THE FUCK JLP PICK A LANE
more like what the hell rick berman but i'll admit, both my wife and i were a little seduced by vash too
Nah, they would have to order too much food, which would then be wasted. Everyone would think every male family member comes with their new girlfriend, and it's all the same girl? Think of all the wasted cake!
If I was the girl in question, there would be no cake going to waste.