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xkcd #3268: Offside

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The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

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[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Offside determination requirements

  • time and causality, we need a point in time to check the offside rule - most likely
  • a goal - the king could be seen as kind of a goal
  • at least a 1d coord system to determine if a player is offside - check
  • a penalty zone - debatable
  • players in at least two teams - multiple
  • a ball, that is shot to a player behind the last line of enemy players - No.

No ball, no offside. Chess with a ball could be interesting, though. :)

what are you talking about it's always a ball when you're playing chess

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's the soccer definition not the chess offsides rule

Oh yes. My bad.