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That was a choice (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 5 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's backwards. The sperm goes from the penis into the vagina.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago

Big if true.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imagine how would things work if it were the other way around. Like cave bats, they just hang on the walls and ceilings until disturbed, then exit en masse.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

ballsac expands and then pops, sending bats flying in all directions

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Roses are red,
From the ceiling to the walls,
Damit, girl...