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Meanwhile, the Federation of Planets : "Do NOT approach Earth, there's nothing we can do for them."
You kidding me? They have scopes on us 24/7, we are their equivalent of the Twilight Zone, whole galaxy watches and laughs at our stupidity.
They're watching us about to do something stupid.
The galactic equivalent of 'Ow, my balls'.
That would make UFOs their equivalent to our Scientology Speedrunning challenge?