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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Clacton has never been an important place in history. For the most part, Clacton was an irrelevant back corner that nobody cared about.

The people of Clacton have been giften an unique opportunity to change that forever. If Clacton votes for the intergalactic space lord Count Binface, the name Clacton-on-Sea will never be forgotten.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Clacton would also be the first place ruled by an intergalactic bin. A small step for bins. A tremendous leap for binkind