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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite, Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
(www.huffpost.com)
this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2026
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That's because the parasite got into Ole Gravel Gullet's brain, fucked the dead worm, and then hijacked his last 6 brain cells to make the old bastard his puppet.
that worm, is called HEROIN it destroyed his brain, and he used heroin to drive one of his family members to OD.
A crazy person can have more than one thing be wrong with him. Maybe the Trump Diarrhea parasite came for the heroin but stayed for the worm carcass?