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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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A man comes home from work and says “Honey, I’m home.” (sh.itjust.works)
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The microwave is on, defrosting a chicken dinner. From the bedroom, his wife shouts out, “Hi sweetie, could you have a look at the microwave and tell me how much time there’s left?” He immediately runs out and calls 911, informing them that his wife’s in danger. Why??

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[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Maybe...

Tap for spoilerThey don't own a microwave. She was suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning so she was calling the oven, which was leaking gas, a microwave.