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Pete Hegseth says soldiers over age 30 to be screened for testosterone deficiency
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2026
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I am just waiting for the day we find out there is a new Penile Length& Girth Requirement so that Secretary Hegseth finally gets the military he wants and deserves.
Pete does boner inspections on every base he visits. Viagra is mixed into the food.
To be real though it seems a bit invasive for the government to control the hormones in your body
And soldiers will be required to run into battle pants-less. Sporting their hard, raging boners, to strike fear and despair into the enemy just from the sight of the pure, throbbing manliness
Giving the term, "slippery slope" a whole new, semen-inspired meaning!