Dad Jokes

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A schwing... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by TIEPilot@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I too enjoy playing baseball in heavy work boots

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good ankle support, great traction, won't come off. Will get you detention if you wear them for gym, though, even though the skater boys' shoes fly off literally all the time, no, my shoes are the unathletic ones worthy of ridiculously draconian punishment.

(what do you mean? It was twenty years ago. How could I still be salty about it?... Me bringing it up is proof I am? How does that even make sense? I can't just talk about relevant things when they come up?! What is this tyrannical reality we live in where we can't even talk about relevant things?!!)

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You’re good. It’s human nature to bring up your own stories whenever anyone mentions a word related to your memory.

[–] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Amish the days when one could pitch stories of plain ole human nature without getting called out.