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[–] musicpostingonly@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

too bad the beds didn't fold up into cartoon style tacos and squash the sleepbros when AWS shit the bed.

can't wait til they decide the bed no longer warrants a security update and gets added to a botnet.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

like a lot of the smart stuff is obviously horrible for IT security but imagine if you can get assassinated by getting drunk, geting in your bed and then it just folds and sous vides your ass to death

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

This sounds like one of those obtuse CIA plans to take out Castro

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

True but also I don't think Castro would even sleep in the socialist Tech (R) Bed because that's dumb as hell

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

They got saved by their ring door bell not letting them in.