this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.

Boom, done.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Unless your kid's name is Samson

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.