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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 62 points 1 week ago (6 children)

His shield was really fancy, to be fair. The main lesson is that when you dip your baby in invincibility juice you need to swap the ankle you’re holding them by and dip again.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Eh, just wait for the hair to grow out, then hold the baby by the hair, dip it, then you shave the hair off.

Boom, done.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Unless your kid's name is Samson

[–] nullify3112@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

They all lived on islands. Surely they had fishing nets close by? Put baby in a net, dip and strain like baby is some freshly cooked noodle.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why not dip your hand in the water also? What was the issue with doing that?

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You still wouldn't get the bits of ankle covered by the fingers

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Could've just tossed his ass in, he'd be invincible, he'd manage...

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Oh no, those are exactly the kind of twists the ancient Greeks loved: invincible doesnt mean unable to drown.

I think it was actually that you wouldn’t be harmed, but by being fully submerged, it would kill the person going in.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Or just hold him upright and dip both his feet in the water first before flipping him upside down to flip again.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Main lesson is put the shield on the heel.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sure, just throw your baby in a bath of blood, what could go wrong?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Babies float and naturally hold their breath. Just grab them before they get upset and you’ll be fine.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But wouldn't that double the invincibility and cancel out so you get a guy that can be harmed everywhere except the heel?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, so you dip them, switch heels and dip again, then hold both and dip again. Then you get full coverage.

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Or just chuck them in completely

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

So... The heel is netanyahu's mood on any given day? Yknow, killswitch and all that?

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We saw that the Nazisraeli system can be overwhelmed by quantity- and guess who’s one of the foremost producers of drones in the region? Why it’s ole’ Türkiye, Greece’s archnemesis! Achilles Shield is right, lol

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In case anyone thinks "archnemesis" is a hyperbole.

EU warna Turkey after violating Greek airspace 141 times in one day.
Article Link.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Considering Turkey carried out a genocide on the Greek people of Asia Minor I would hope nobody doubts that.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The foundational myth of Turkey revolves around the time Greece tried to genocide them immediately after forming from the ruins of the Ottomans, based on a (then) century old irredentist screed.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Turkish_War_(1919%E2%80%931922)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megali_Idea

The last time this was seriously pushed has been a bit though, when a literal fascist junta overthrew Greek democracy after they didn't like an election.

That junta was the cause of the Cyprus crisis, after they planned to genocide the Turks living on the island and seize it entirely... And of course, after Turkey crushed those clowns, they immediately tried to seize Cyprus for themselves.

The point isn't that Turkey is innocent, the Pontic genocide might have been started by the Ottomans but Ataturk certainly didn't bother stopping it, it's that pretending they're the sole aggressor in this feud because of a century old crime with no attention paid to Greek reprisals is showing a very obvious, and very obviously sourced, bias.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought Greece was broke as fuck. They're buying missiles now?

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I think you'll find, much like dessert, there's always room for war

[–] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 1 points 1 week ago

It is in fact broke as fuck.

[–] lama@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

If only there was already a Greek mythological shield which offered divine protection that they could have named this after...

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Technically true: the success rate of hitting missiles with missiles will never be 100%. And even if the defender is successful he will have lost at least 2 missiles for each one incoming. Which is a win for the attacker.

The name is quite fitting.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm starting a business selling cheap attack drone swarms. Think I'll call it... Heel.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that market is already oversaturated

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't think there is such a thing as too over saturated when it comes to drone swarms

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Well, an almost invincible guy that had only this one weak spot...

[–] kossa@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wonder where they build these two huge boats, which are almost half as big as Crete.

[–] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No your perspective is all wrong. Those are normal sized boats. They shrunk the country to make it easier to protect.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Actually the country and boats are normal size, the boats are just closer to the camera than the land because they are going to put these battleships into orbit

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago

No one tell them!

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Who's gonna be throwing missiles at greece?

I think I found the weak point guys.