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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No more than it is to have a pet cat and give away its 6-8 week old children to strangers by force.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sigh

Eggs aren't babies, they're periods.

[–] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

chickens don't menstruate

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

They ovulate, if you want to be technical about it