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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Many Americans don’t have healthy grass if they have grass in the first place. In many places in the US keeping a pristine grass yard requires a shit ton of human intervention, which means fertilizers and a ton of chemicals. Since grass isn’t native to those areas.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

honestly the way some of you talk about America you make it seem like Ethiopia

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

because people have no perspective on anything anymore let alone any connection to physical reality.

they just consumer hyperbolic nonsense on the internet and regurgitate it for the likes. and then like... then bring that shit into the real world. which is the scariest part.

and if you like try to converse with them, they just call you names and tell you how offensive you are if you like, cite a GDP PP number. Or they would clap back and be like the 7.5% growth rate in Ethopia last year compared to the USA 2% means ethopia is a economic paradise and americans should immigrate there.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

where isn't grass native? are you referring specifically to their lawns? because like, even our deserts here have grass.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah I mean lawn grass. Most people don’t use native species.