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Told my W40k nerd coworker that if I was born a human in that universe I'd try and defect to the Tau. He said: "so you'd rather be a house cat than a lion?" (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 hours ago by ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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Lion? If you're a human in 40k you're more likely to be a mangy street cat forced to work in a factory processing other cats into fancy feast. Fuck yeah I'll be the Taus little pet over that, I can work in at a space turnip farm or something, maybe they'll give me little human treats.

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[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 29 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Lion propaganda is insane. 20th century carnivores tried to universalize their ideology by imposing it on nature. First of all these motherfuckers are bald. 2ndly theyre lazy af, they get like 1 kill a month and sleep the rest to save on energy.

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 5 hours ago

2ndly theyre lazy af, they get like 1 kill a month and sleep the rest to save on energy.

Umm, boss, I think it's an HR violation to post my performance review in public like that.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

you're kinda selling me on the lion lifestyle ngl